- You go everywhere with an USB cable.
- You hold one of the buttons of the remote control in order to rearrange channels.
- When someone rings the doorbell you slide under the eyelet to see who is it.
- At the pub, you rotate the menu – nothing happens.
- The first phone bill after you bought the phone was the biggest in your life. The second one holds the second place.
- You don’t go to those fucking conservative bars and cafes without Wi-Fi.
- Your dog’s name is Saurik.
- You always try to answer a call before the 40th second in order not to look like a fool.
- After a number of failures for sending something via Bluetooth to a friend, you get away with: “At least I can transfer to any other iPhone!” You take a look around and there’s no other iPhone.
- You get totally mad every time a dumb air hostess interrupts your podcast and you have to give a lection on “Аirplane mode” and why is it OK your phone to be switched on.
- You think that girls become horny when they see your phone. Wrong. They become horny when you give them one as a present.
- You are reading this and you think it’s actually funny
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12 signs that make you an iPhone addict by Svetlin Golemanski is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.